Oh dear God why, run for your lives. He has Ascended and Wreaks his Vengeance upon all. In an ill advised, euphoric decision, Gil used one of his panaceas from his treasury to remove the River King's Everstones. This was a very bad decision and now he has an enormous, perpetually angry kaiju on his hands. It's big, it's mean, it hates you, and it knows Hyper Beam. Good job, Gil.
This Magikarp is the worst. An overleveled, oversized, cantankerous, unreliable, and downright mean example of the world's most pathetic Pokémon, Gil subdued it during the November 2016 Fourth Wall event using a Noble Phantasm fishing rod, netting himself a whole bag of problems. Bloated on its level advantage, His Uselessness is a bully and a half, diving into any body of water it finds to harass and beat up any local water types. Gil isn't certain it would listen to him even if he had the badges to account for the level.
His Uselessness hates everyone and everything, and will physically assault pretty much anything that moves, including trainers, breeders, other Pokémon (that it knows it can beat), and Gil himself (especially Gil). How this behemoth bastard hasn't evolved is beyond Gil's comprehension, but he chalks it up to raw stubbornness. The River King's horrible attitude reminds him too much of Gil's adult self, and he suspects whatever cruel force runs this world saddled His Uselessness upon him as a terrible joke.
With the addition of Pierre to the roster, His Uselessness has focused much of his ire on the Krabby out of a bizarre need to be The Water Type. This has had mixed results as the Magikarp's limited moveset and aquatic limitations find it many times embarrassed and outwitted by the more mobile crab.
While his bloated level advantage has afforded him much protection, after trapping the entire team in the Alph Ruins for the better part of a week he was knocked out by Reggie aggressively Sparking him for over an hour, and he has been boxed until further notice.
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THE RIVER KING, aka HIS USELESSNESS aka OH GOD RUN, a GYRADOS
LEVEL: 65
GENDER: Male
ABILITY: Moxie
MOVES: Thrash, Bite, Dragon Rage, Leer, Twister, Ice Fang, Aqua Tail, Rain Dance, Hydro Pump, Hyper Beam (temp)
DESCRIPTION:
Oh dear God why, run for your lives. He has Ascended and Wreaks his Vengeance upon all. In an ill advised, euphoric decision, Gil used one of his panaceas from his treasury to remove the River King's Everstones. This was a very bad decision and now he has an enormous, perpetually angry kaiju on his hands. It's big, it's mean, it hates you, and it knows Hyper Beam. Good job, Gil.
This Magikarp is the worst. An overleveled, oversized, cantankerous, unreliable, and downright mean example of the world's most pathetic Pokémon, Gil subdued it during the November 2016 Fourth Wall event using a Noble Phantasm fishing rod, netting himself a whole bag of problems. Bloated on its level advantage, His Uselessness is a bully and a half, diving into any body of water it finds to harass and beat up any local water types. Gil isn't certain it would listen to him even if he had the badges to account for the level.His Uselessness hates everyone and everything, and will physically assault pretty much anything that moves, including trainers, breeders, other Pokémon (that it knows it can beat), and Gil himself (especially Gil). How this behemoth bastard hasn't evolved is beyond Gil's comprehension, but he chalks it up to raw stubbornness. The River King's horrible attitude reminds him too much of Gil's adult self, and he suspects whatever cruel force runs this world saddled His Uselessness upon him as a terrible joke.
With the addition of Pierre to the roster, His Uselessness has focused much of his ire on the Krabby out of a bizarre need to be The Water Type. This has had mixed results as the Magikarp's limited moveset and aquatic limitations find it many times embarrassed and outwitted by the more mobile crab.
While his bloated level advantage has afforded him much protection, after trapping the entire team in the Alph Ruins for the better part of a week he was knocked out by Reggie aggressively Sparking him for over an hour, and he has been boxed until further notice.